What do I get out of repeatedly belting “Free Man in Paris” (um, a song about David Geffen sung from his perspective?) while driving?? I’ll attempt to solve this and other mysteries in my monologue, “Confessions of a Closet Vocalist,” my contribution to a show called “TMI” May 6th & 7th at the Shadowland Theatre in Ellenville, NY. (If you’re in the area, reserve tickets by emailing astarlingproduction@gmail.com)  http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=200265133331295